- Mom: Chris, are you eating tortillas in bed right now?
- Me: SHUT UP MOM. I HATE YOU.
- Mom: God damnit, there's probably crumbs everywhere. No eating tortillas upstairs anymore!
- Me: WELL I ALREADY ATE IT SO THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, MOM.
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splitting-heads said:
Just tortillas? Chris, are you some sort of animal?
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