February 2012
“I think my flaw is that I’m too nice to people.”
– Someone who is never nice to anyone
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Congrats to Andrea for calling Laury out, but I still hate her though.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Reblog if you sleep without a bra.
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Watch:3
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what-is-this-i-dont-even:
pseudofailure:
Use the word “kawaii”
I would take the appropriate action against myself for using it in this post, but Tumblr no longer provides me with educational resources on the subject.
This post is not kawaii desu
My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
HEY GUIZ YOU'RE STUPID NICKI MINAJ IS STUPID. WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC, LIKE A DAY TO REMEMBER. lol disrespectyoursurroundings lol
Don’t tell me what to do, Dad. You’re not my mom.
unable to see my haters
thehibachi:
“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via irenigg)
Anonymous asked: 1, 5, and 16 :)
Do you wanna know what’s better than being lonely? Complaining about being lonely. Seriously, that’s the best way to fix your loneliness
guswagner asked: HEY CHRIS WORKAHOLICS SUX
ratseyesxvx:
keepinitcurrant:
ratseyesxvx replied to your post:
smh@udawg smhlykamugg
SORRY I DIDN’T HAVE ANY DOO-DOO OR SALT LYING AROUND TO MARINATE IT WITH
Dude, step it up and strengthen your edge. Vegans have doodie and salt available AT. ALL. TIMES. Get widdit, homeboy.
Pssh, who said I was edge? being straight edge is for losers and weenies. I AIN’T NO LOSER AND...
ratseyesxvx replied to your post: ratseyesxvx replied to your chat: Mom: Chris, are…
smh@udawg smhlykamugg
SORRY I DIDN’T HAVE ANY DOO-DOO OR SALT LYING AROUND TO MARINATE IT WITH
ratseyesxvx replied to your chat: Mom: Chris, are you eating tortillas in bed right…
Just tortillas? Chris, are you some sort of animal?
Oh dude, you have no idea. This was like some sort of wheat tortilla, but it tasted sweet. Fuckin’ delicious
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Mom: Chris, are you eating tortillas in bed right now?
Me: SHUT UP MOM. I HATE YOU.
Mom: God damnit, there's probably crumbs everywhere. No eating tortillas upstairs anymore!
Me: WELL I ALREADY ATE IT SO THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, MOM.
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textposter:
He knelt to the ground and pulled out the ring. “Is it from Kay?” She asked, short of breath. “Yea,” he said with a gleam in his eye, “K for kush.” A single nugget of weed sat in place of the diamond. She barely manages to utter “I do.”
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ratseyesxvx:
Midori : (Song 5)
This song...