you suffer, but why?
Hey you know what that is? My fucking Noids broe!!!!
Barren Boys shooting blanks left and right
*Puts wiener in footlong sub* hey come eat this bae it’s juicy and nutritious but yeah no that actually is mayo I’m very sterile
I have to dip my piece in suntan lotion so that my head doesn’t burn when it sticks out of my shorts
Enough of this tiny meat business my dong is large and succulent
*Packages wiener in a can of really big beefy sausages*